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sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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nerds-are-cool:

i-is-andy:

should I open the door

you should open the door

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provalonely:

do u ever see stuff that makes u feel so gay like very strongly big strong gayness hits u and u need to take a min and just place yr palm on yr chest and breathe and just “praise the lord for making it possible for me to feel this goddamn gay oh man holy shit amen”??? do u kno

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q5k:

barack obama about to take a giant shit on the counter of this restaurant to protest capitalism

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feat:

I wish tumblr would have a seen by button so you could see how many of your followers ignore your posts 

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that walk when you get called out of class to leave early

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negat0ry:

illustrated police news from 1898

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thebreadgod:

Finding a typo in a book

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